(via today-the-world-is-ugly)
me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
me driving: say your prayers
I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you
The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.
(via typical-boyband)
a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me
(via fag)
Note to Self:
You gotta do this for you.
This is for you.
This isn’t about anybody else.
Live for you.
Honor you.
Never lose sight of that.
(via newspaperx3taxi)
